SQUATCH FIELD REPORTS
Know the
camper before
you sign.
Tell me the year, make, model and floorplan. I'll send you a 17-page Field Report on the exact camper within 48 hours.
Research on your exact camper. Not a sales pitch.
$9.99 per report. Subscribers get half off and read the whole library free. Become a subscriber
THE PROBLEM
The brochure sells the kitchen
It doesn’t tell you what the camper weighs loaded, what’s been recalled, or what the book says it’s worth. Most buyers find that out after they sign, when it costs the most. You shouldn’t have to take anybody’s word for it. A Field Report puts the facts on your exact camper in your hands first.
FOUND IN FIELD REPORT NO. 001
570 lb
How much one camper’s published weight grew from one spec sheet to the next. One model year was recalled for wrong weight labels.
WHAT YOU GET
Seventeen pages on one camper. Yours.
Every Field Report has the same sections in the same order, built for the year, make, model and floorplan you ask about.
01
The 60-Second Read
Who it fits, who should skip it, and the three things to know first.
02
The Real Specs
Weights, tanks and sizes in one table, and where the published numbers disagree.
03
Can Your Truck Handle It?
The loaded weight and the payload it takes, worked out in plain math.
04
Known Issues and Recalls
What owners report and what’s been recalled, sorted into normal, watch it and check first.
05
Upkeep and Yearly Cost
What to do each season and what it costs to own, from low to high.
06
What it's Worth
Book values, what dealers are asking today, and a trade-in estimate.
07
A Checklist for the Lot
What to check on this model before you sign, and three campers to compare it with.
08
The Verdict
Squatch’s Take: who should buy it, who should pass, and the bottom line.
BONUS
Your Leg Up at the Desk
Four moves for the price talk, built from that camper’s own numbers, with the words to say.
HOW IT WORKS
Three steps. About two minutes of your time.
Step 1
Tell me which camper
Year, make, model and floorplan. If you have a link to the listing, even better.
Step 2
Your report gets built
It lands in your email within 48 hours. Sooner if that camper is already in the library.
Step 3
Read it before you sign
Walk onto the lot knowing what to check, what to ask and what it’s worth.
TWO WAYS TO GET IT
The wrong camper costs thousands.
A Field Report costs $9.99
ONE REPORT
$2.99/mo
Pays for itself on first report.
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Half off every new Field Report
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Read every report in the library free
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Every Deep-Dive buyer's guide as it comes out
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Your questions answered first on Facebook
Subscriptions run through Facebook. A new half-off code is posted for subscribers each month.
Only need one report? Subscribing and using the code comes to about $8 for the first month, and every report after that is half price.
WHO'S BEHIND IT
I'm Squatch, and I'm on your side of the desk.
I’ve spent most of my life in sales, more than 30 years, and I’ve worked both sides of the desk. I know how a deal gets put together, and I know how easy it is to sign for the wrong camper. Now I work for the buyer. No dealer or manufacturer pays for these reports, so a Field Report only has to answer to you.
QUESTIONS
Fair things to ask first.
Is this an inspection?
No. It’s research on the model: specs, recalls, owner reports and values. It tells you what to check, but nobody has looked at the one on the lot. That part is still yours to do.
Do you cover used campers and motorhomes?
Yes. Any year, new or used: travel trailers, fifth wheels, toy haulers and motorhomes.
What if you can’t find enough on my camper?
Then you get all your money back. Once a report is delivered there are no refunds, because the work is done.
Where do the numbers come from?
Manufacturer specs, federal recall records, published book values, current listings, and owner reports. Every report ends with its list of sources.
How does the subscriber half-off work?
Subscribe on the Camping with Squatch™ Facebook page for $2.99 a month. Each month’s code is in a subscriber-only post. Enter it when you pay.
Can I share my report?
It’s made for you. Please don’t post it or pass it around. If a friend is shopping, send them here.
QUESTIONS
Let's check it out!
Fill this in, pay $9.99, and your report is in your email within 48 hours.
Camping with Squatch - Independent - Not affiliated with any manufacturer or dealer - A field Report is research, not an inspection of a certain camper.