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THE SQUATCH SHORTLIST

The RV Guy Who’s Got Your Back.

Tell me how you camp. I’ll send you 4 or 5 floorplans that fit, with the specs, the watch-outs and a fair price range for each, plus a free Field Report on your top pick.

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The RV Guy Who’s Got Your Back.

THE PROBLEM

There are thousands of floorplans. You need about five.

Walk onto a lot and you’ll be shown what that lot has to sell. Search online and you’ll drown in brochures that all say “perfect for families.” Neither one starts with how you actually camp.

The Shortlist does. You tell me who’s going, where you camp and what you won’t live without. I narrow the whole market down to the few that fit, and tell you what to watch for on each one.

THE LOT'S LIST STARTS WITH

What's in stock.

YOUR SHORTLIST STARTS WITH

How you camp.

WHAT YOU GET

A short list, a clear reason for each pick, and a plan.

Every pick is a year range, make, model and floorplan, so you can shop it at any dealer or buy it used.

01

How you camp, read back

Your answers summed up on one page, so you can see I got it right.

02

4 or 5 floorplans that fit

Each one with the plain reason it made your list.

03

The numbers that
matter

Length, weights, tanks and sleeping count for every pick, side by side.

04

The watch-outs

Known issues and recalls worth checking before you fall for one.

05

A fair price range

What each one is going for today, new or used, so a sticker doesn’t scare you or fool you.

06

Your game plan

What to look at first, what to ask on the lot, and how to buy it right.

INCLUDED

A free Field Report on your top pick

Once you’ve narrowed it down, use the code in your Shortlist to get the full 17-page Field Report on the one you like best: specs, recalls, owner reports, values and your leg up at the desk.

HOW IT WORKS

Three steps from “where do I start” to “that one.”

STEP 1

Tell me how you camp

Who’s going, where you camp, your must-haves and your budget. About five minutes.

STEP 2

Your Shortlist gets built

I check every pick before it goes out. It’s in your email within 3 business days.

STEP 3

Pick your favorite

Use your code for a free Field Report on it, and walk onto the lot knowing more than they expect.

THE PRICE

The wrong camper costs thousands. Your Shortlist costs $74.99.

THE SQUATCH SHORTLIST

$74.99

For anyone who isn’t sure what to buy yet.

  • 4 or 5 floorplans picked for how you camp

  • Specs, watch-outs and a fair price range for each

  • A free Field Report on your top pick

  • In your email within 3 business days

ALREADY KNOW THE CAMPER?

$9.99

Skip the Shortlist and get a Field Report on that one camper.

  • Your exact year, make, model and floorplan

  • 17 pages, in your email within 48 hours

  • Facebook subscribers pay half

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WHO'S BEHIND IT

I'm Squatch, and I'm on your side of the desk.

Most of my life in sales, more than 30 years. I’m a buyer’s advocate who has worked both sides of the desk. I’m independent. No dealer or manufacturer pays me, so the only person I have to look out for is you.

QUESTIONS

Fair things to ask first.

Will you tell me which dealer to buy from?

No. Your Shortlist names floorplans, not a camper sitting on a certain lot. That keeps it honest, and it means you can shop every pick anywhere, new or used.

Can you tell me if my truck can tow it?

No, and I won’t guess. I ask what kind of vehicle you have only to keep the picks in a sensible size range. Each pick lists its weights. Check them against your owner’s manual and door sticker, or ask your vehicle dealer, before you buy.

Is this an inspection?

No. It’s research on floorplans: specs, recalls, owner reports and prices. Nobody has looked at a specific camper for you. That part is still yours to do.

I’m brand new to this. Is it for me?

That’s exactly who it’s for. If you don’t know a fifth wheel from a toy hauler yet, pick “Not sure, help me decide” on the form, and your Shortlist will say which type fits you and why.

How do I get the free Field Report?

Your Shortlist comes with a code. When you’ve picked your favorite, order its Field Report and enter the code at checkout. It covers one report.

Do subscribers get a discount?

Not on the Shortlist. Subscribers still pay half on every Field Report and every Deep Dive guide.

ORDER YOUR SHORTLIST

Tell me how you camp.

Answer what you can, pay $74.99, and your Shortlist is in your email within 3 business days. The more you tell me, the better your picks.

Tell me how you camp. I'll send you a short list of 4 or 5 floorplans that fit, with the specs, the watch-outs and a fair price range for each, plus a free Field Report on your top pick.

Step 1 of 3: You and your crew

Have you owned a camper before?
This will be my first
I own one now
I've owned one in the past

Who's camping

How many people sleep in it on a regular trip?
Who's going?
Sleeping must-haves (check all that apply)
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